We take our customers and your gardens seriously, but here are a few bits of levity to make you smile, groan, or both:

What did April Fool’s Day say when it won an award?

Prank you!

Why is everyone exhausted on April 1?

Because they just had a 31-day March.

Why do eggs like April Fool’s Day?

They love practical yolks.

How do April flowers kiss?

With their tu-lips!